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If my mouth doesn’t say it notebook

£15.99

4 in stock

Estimated delivery between 08.11.2026 - 10.11.2026

4 in stock

Estimated delivery between 08.11.2026 - 10.11.2026

4 in stock

Estimated delivery between 08.11.2026 - 10.11.2026

If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It Notebook – Funny & Practical Gift

Looking for a gift that’s witty, relatable, and practical? Our “If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It” Notebook is the perfect choice for anyone with a sense of humour and a love for writing or journaling. Featuring the cheeky slogan “If my mouth doesn’t say it…”, this notebook is ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or just because.

This A5 spiral-bound lined notebook comes in a stylish grey design, decorated with high-quality permanent vinyl lettering for a bold, long-lasting finish. To make it even better, each notebook comes with a FREE pen, making it ready to use straight away.


Why Choose Our “If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It” Notebook?

😂 Funny & Relatable – Perfect for anyone who thinks before speaking (or doesn’t!).

📒 Practical & Stylish – Spiral-bound A5 lined pages make note-taking, journaling, or planning simple and convenient.

🎁 Perfect Gift Idea – Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or just because.

🖊️ Includes FREE Pen – Everything you need to start writing immediately.

✨ Durable & High-Quality – Made with a sturdy cover and permanent vinyl lettering that lasts.

🚚 FREE UK Delivery – Every order comes with free shipping across the UK.


Product Details

  • Item: “If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It” Notebook

  • Quote: “If my mouth doesn’t say it…”

  • Size: A5 (lined)

  • Binding: Spiral-bound for ease of use

  • Colour: Grey with permanent vinyl lettering

  • Extra: FREE pen included

  • Delivery: FREE UK delivery


The Perfect Gift for Any Occasion

This “If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It” Notebook is an ideal gift for friends, family, or colleagues. Practical enough for daily use yet funny enough to make anyone smile, it’s perfect for note-taking, journaling, planning, or simply as a quirky desk accessory.


👉 Order your notebook today and enjoy FREE UK delivery!

 After your Order

After ordering it is important we can communicate with you, to ensure you are completely happy with your gift. We will send you images of your design before postage to ensure you receive exactly what you had in mind.

If at any point you change your mind with regards to personalisation, please contact us immediately as this will save time on delivery and our team members having to remake your order. Costs will be incurred for reprinting if Little Gems Online have not been made aware of any changes that are required after ordering.

PLEASE NOTE: Little Gems Online is not responsible for customers adding partial, incorrect addresses or postcodes. Please ensure ALL details are checked and correct prior to submitting your order. This will save any delay with receiving your order. If your order is delayed or undelivered, Little Gems Online are not responsible for a refund or exchange as we have followed the customers instructions on the order.

Please see our returns and exchanges policy for more information.

Please note: During extremely busy periods we are unable to send email layouts and  will send your order out as soon as it has been made to save any delay waiting for confirmation.

Delivery

Little Gems aim to get all of our gifts delivered within 10 days. To speed up your order, you can contact us via a Facebook or WhatsApp message. We can then send you images of your gift and make any amendments as needed. If you don’t have either of these platforms we will send you an email to start communications. Please ensure you reply as soon as possible to ensure delivery isn’t delayed.

Shipping Timelines outside of the UK.

We aim to make your order as soon as possible and send a layout for you to confirm prior to posting. At the checkout, a choice will be given for the service you require your order to be shipped via Royal Mail. Please be aware that this can and sometimes will take longer due to Brexit, coronavirus isolation periods and customs delays. Unfortunately, this means we are currently unable to guarantee delivery within the estimated delivery time. We are unable to give you a time frame as all countries are different at the moment. Custom charges are also sometimes applicable within some of these countries. We are currently aware of Ireland, Portugal and Cyprus being the main ones.

IRELAND: Please see our updated policy for delivery since Brexit.

Little Gems Online does not take responsibility for these delays as we do everything in our power to get orders done as soon as possible and in plenty of time of their delivery dates. We do however want to be as transparent as possible before you make your purchase.

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